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Note: CATHOOD is now available in PAPERBACK from all good retailers. A portion of the proceeds from the sale of all books in the CATHOOD series are donated to NO-KILL shelters around the globe, contributing to the cost of food, bedding, shelter, kitty litter, veterinary care, toys, blankets and foster care for animals which are awaiting their forever homes.
CATHOOD: HOW TO BE THE PERFECT CAT (AKA: The Original Cathood Blog)
After spending his kittenhood months in an underwear drawer, Muffin is soon sent to the local RSPCA while waiting for his forever home. After he is adopted by a Deaf girl who uses her hands to talk, Muffin decides to impart all of his acquired wisdom and knowledge to animals of all walks of life, via his online blog.
NOTE: A portion of the proceeds from the sale of all books in the CATHOOD series are donated to NO-KILL shelters around the globe, contributing to the cost of food, bedding, shelter, kitty litter, veterinary care, toys, blankets and foster care for animals which are awaiting their forever homes.
HUMANHOOD: A FELINE’S GUIDE TO TRAINING YOUR HUMAN
With the runaway success of CATHOOD, which teaches all you cats out there how to be the perfect cat, feline superstar (Muffin) brings you HUMANHOOD – a book which gives specific instructions to felines around the world in how to train your human to be the best that they can be. Muffin has many tricks up his sleeves in order to get high (catify your house), deal with pesky visitors who bring obnoxious pets to your home and tips on waking your human gently at feeding time.
Pre-release: (Educational / Children’s Book) – Kindle Edition
CATHOOD PRESENTS: MUFFIN & MILLY’S BIG FAT TALES (VOLUME 1)
Using their imaginations, Muffin, Milly and Angel make new friends by dream-linking their way into the outside world. Learning about different animals has never been so much fun!
http://amzn.to/1PiP0JE (Educational / Children’s Book) – Kindle Edition
CATHOOD PRESENTS: MUFFIN & MILLY’S BIG FAT TALES (VOLUME 2)
Muffin, Milly and Angel encounter some very unusual and unique animals when they visit Papa Alf on the farm in Australia. When one of them ends up in danger, it takes all of them to try to save their friend!
http://amzn.to/1PiPDmz (Educational / Children’s Book) – Kindle Edition
CATHOOD PRESENTS: MUFFIN & MILLY’S BIG FAT TALES (VOLUME 3)
The cats’ animal friends come to ask Muffin and Milly for help when their homes are being destroyed. They cannot hurt anybody or break the law. After alerting animals worldwide on the CATHOOD Blog, they receive a secret message on how they can help… if only they can figure out what the secret message means!
http://amzn.to/1WGJWTE (Educational / Children’s book) – Kindle Edition
CHANGE YOUR NAME AND DISAPPEAR: A terrifying true tale of survival
Sometimes, nightmares really do come true. Tammy is an Indigenous Australian woman whose determination leads to her surviving the brutality of domestic violence over a six year period, against all odds, after the corrupt local police refuse to help. Each time she calls them for help, the local police amusedly advise her that her abusive spouse is well within his rights to harm her. Imprisoned, repeatedly raped, yet too ashamed to confide in her family, she finally gains the strength to escape after the birth of her son.
Nine years later, he tracks her down. The injuries he inflicts upon her are so severe, she is left profoundly Deaf and legally blind. Now living in a new country under a new name, this is her story.
HOW TO BE DEAF
Imagine waking up one morning at the age of 43, only to discover that the sounds around you no longer exist. How would it change your life as you know it? Read the true story of a bilingual, university educated woman who is suddenly dismissed as too stupid to learn, work, drive or even catch a bus, while the audistic world around her refuses to allow her access to an interpreter after she is diagnosed as profoundly Deaf.
AGORAPHOBIA: An Unspoken Darkness
When many people hear about or think of Agoraphobia or Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, they tend to picture a “screaming lunatic” who has no idea about reality. In actual fact, those who suffer from these two mental illnesses have generally had a major overdose of traumatic reality, whether from seeing or experiencing horrors that the mind simply cannot process as it was too shocking. Those of us who suffer from one or both are severely misunderstood.
I was in a long-term abusive environment, lost a child to SIDS and survived being trapped in an elevator which malfunctioned and fell ten floors, all in the space of a year. When life experiences are so traumatic that your mind starts to implode, it’s time to seek answers and find out if there is a way to “come back” from the prison that is Agoraphobia and PTSD.
Pre-release: (Struggling with Agoraphobia and PTSD) – Kindle Edition
Having grown up in the hot, harsh countryside of Australia where temperatures peak at around +50 degrees celcius, my husband and I had a very difficult decision to make after we married. Australia or Finland? Weighing up the differences, I figured that in Australia, the world’s deadliest (and ugliest) snakes and spiders outnumber the inhabitants by four hundred squillion to one, and everybody knows everybody’s business. One fart on the school bus in the afternoon would be newsworthy enough that your dad knows about it before you get home. But after hubby’s three months of hard yakka, he had fallen in love with just two things in Australia – kangaroo meat and my family.
We packed up my whole life and moved to Finland, where integration was a very long process, but well worth it. I quickly adjusted to the -50 degree celcius winters and my love of the snow is only trumped by my love for my husband… and my love of squirrels. People don’t talk to each other, stand near each other at a bus stop and only interact at ice hockey games. But the hardest challenge was yet to come. Five years of full time study, trying to learn the Finnish language while Deaf led me to a barely passing grade which enabled me to apply for citizenship. From telling my husband’s grandmother that he has gone down the road for sex (I meant to say he caught the bus) to telling her that I would love some sexually transmitted disease with my cake (yes, an Aussie cuppa and a Finnish cuppa is not quite the same) meant my thinking gear was in for one helluva ride!
Pre-release: (Adjusting to a new culture, language and climate) – Kindle Edition
YOUNG ADULT – FICTION
KARMIC KRYSTAL: ONCE UPON A KARMA (Book 1)
Sometimes death is just the beginning. Krystal had lived through too many untold horrors. Although she’d found her light in Mick – her wonderful husband – her untimely death brings her to the Crossroads, where the Goddess offers Krystal an opportunity which is just too good to pass up. If you had the chance to bring justice to those who had committed unthinkable evils… would you?
EVIL IS ABOUT TO MEET ITS WORST NIGHTMARE.
Warning: Disturbing graphic content, rape, abuse, swearing, supernatural themes
Pre-release: (Young Adult Paranormal, Social Issues)
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