Here in Northern Finland, it’s been extremely chilly of late. While springtime is still buried underneath a couple of feet of snow and ice, I decided to take my grocery sled for a walk and get some much-needed supplies. After all, the weather man promised beautiful blue skies and warmer temperatures outdoors, instead of the constant snow in -40 degree celcius chill I have grown so fond of.
On returning home from the store in the unrelenting blizzard, my body parts having fallen off from the cold, scattered here and there underneath another foot of newly fallen snow, and my face bruised and frozen from the camouflaged ice and snow which pelleted me head-on…… well, I shall air my fully vocal grievances when both me and said grocery sled defrost 
Rosie Malezer 